We’re Just Two Slow Dancers, Last Ones Out

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nebulagay

Anonymous asked:

What about that time Australia hired a furry artist for the Olympics. Still better art than the ACT centennial hot air balloon.

batshit-auspol answered:

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2021: The Royal Australian Mint puts out a call for artists to submit portfolios of “Japanese style” cartoons, in preparation for a commemorative series of coins and artworks to be released for the Tokyo Olympics.

The campaign would have a cross promotional tie-in with Australia’s largest supermarket, Woolworths where 24 million collectables themed on the artworks would be given away.

It wasn’t until the final artist was selected that they realised the people at the Royal Australian Mint had somehow mistaken the anthropomorphised animal-humans that seemed popular on the internet for a popular children’s cartoon franchise.

“They knew exactly what they wanted,“ explained the artist, "we worked together to make sure they got what they envisioned, I tailored what I made to their examples/feedback. They just didn’t know there was a word for it, basically, or that it was SO popular.”

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Needless to say, when the artworks were released online people immediately called a spade a spade, headlines were made around the world, and the furry community expressed bemused joy that the Australian government had apparently just released an official fursona.

Unfortunately for those innocent soles that had planned the campaign, given they had just minted $24 million worth of furry coins they couldn’t exactly scrap the whole thing, and they were forced to just push ahead while doing their best to ignore the large community of internet oddballs salivating at their every move.

Anyway, here’s some of the art:

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Here’s some of the collectable cards given out free to kids by Woolworths:

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batshit-auspol

Oh and for those wondering about the Australian Capital Territory centenary hot air balloon mentioned in the ask:

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Lovingly known by the Capital's residents as "the Hindenboob" this balloon would often fly in the vicinity of Australia's parliament house and was commissioned to "showcase Canberra’s virtues to the nation"

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plorpl
plorpl

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

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stiilinsked
astraldemise

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

astraldemise

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

charaah

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

astraldemise

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy